"So, she's been telling me about this EtsyVeg Earthly Riches Giveaway. She said, 'Panda, you won't believe it! There are 8 prizes, and the grand prize is worth over $100!' I don't know what dollars are, but she told me it's a LOT of carrots."
"And I like carrots."
"Anyway, I thought I'd remind you that you should enter the giveaway! It's pretty fun - you get to go to all of these shops and find the hidden earths! Kind of like the game we play at home except I hide the little poopies and Mama gets to find them later! She doesn't like that game. I think she said the giveaway ends April 28 so you'd better hop to it and enter! Well, back to my hay!"